A new niche company has been formed: HARLOT, specialising in How to Achieve positive Results without actually Lying to Overcome the Truth.
I am sure their services will be much in demand, particularly by the pharmaceutical industry. (Click on the picture to down load the small file.)
This bulletin is produced by the Repatriation General Hospital in Adelaide.
Even their Chief Pharmacist, Chris Alderman has a sense of humour. Here’s a joke he submitted to Auspharm
Pearly Gates
An emergency physician, a psychiatrist, a pharmacist and a hospital administrator all had the misfortune to pass away on the same day. Arriving simultaneously at the Pearly Gates, they were all asked by Saint Peter to plead their cases for entry.
“All of my life I’ve worked with people in extremis”said the ER doctor “I pull them back from death’s door and save them from a premature parting.” “Fair enough” said St Peter, “welcome to the kingdom of heaven!”
“I’ve devoted my career to helping the troubled and disturbed, I’ve been there when troubled folk have needed support” said the psychiatrist. “Well done, you’ve earned your time in paradise eternal, please go through” said St Peter.
“Each day, I’ve tended to the needs of people who’ve needed my help. I’ve supplied their medicines, given them good advice, and I’ve prevented them from being hurt when mistakes are made” said the pharmacist. “You’ve earned your place in heaven, go on in” said St Peter.
“I’ve had to make the tough decisions about how the hospital runs. Who gets treated, what gets funded, and how it all gets paid for” said the administrator, “I’ve done my bit too.”
St Peter looked pensive and eventually replied “Well done – you can come in.” “But you can only stay for three days …”
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